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I'm a female high school building trades teacher. You know what kind of kids I get, right? Most of them are in their 3rd freshman year and barely literate.<br> <br> Anyway, one day we were working outside. A boy asked me if I had a yard stick he could use. I gave him a meter stick and told him to just measure to 36". <br> <br> He went back to work.<br> <br> Twenty minutes later he came to me smiling like he'd just been kissed by the prettiest girl in school. He held up my meter stick, now cut at 36" and said, "I fixed it for you!"<br> <br> Oh, the stories I could tell...
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