From the Atlanta area, a Cobb County teen is told he cannot dress as a girl at school.

We have located your future celebusluts. These are girls that wish to emulate such spectacular role models as Britney Spears and other sex icons. Here in the Atlanta area, the dance team at Jonesboro High School has been disbanded after a racy performance at a basketball game. The eight girls were wearing little booty shorts, tight tops and dancing on chairs. Once they leave the chairs, their gyrations look like got their choreography straight from BET music videos. A video of the performance showed up on YouTube titled "The Sluts of Jonesboro." That about sums it up.

The school has disbanded the group for the rest of the year. The faculty advisor has been removed. The school will not be punishing the girls beyond that .. but let's only hope that the parents take care of the rest. One thing for sure ... there's a lot of boys in this school who know where they're going to go for their next sexual conquest.

We can expect more stories like this, folks. Our country is becoming so wussified, so afraid of offending someone, that we are willing to sacrifice common sense.

A marching band from Roosevelt High School in Wyandotte, Michigan was selected to play in the inaugural parade in Washington. That's great. Now, the official name of this band from Roosevelt High School is The Wyandotte Marching Chiefs high school band. Well when you turn on the tube to watch the inaugural parade, don't expect to see The Wyandotte Marching Chiefs high school band. They will be marching under a different name, the Roosevelt High School Marching Band. And you can probably guess why they had to change the name ... because the word "chiefs" is offensive to American Indians.

The band will have to sew patches over their logos on their uniform sleeves and they will not be able to carry their Marching Chiefs banner.

The decision actually came from the band's director after he received a letter from a group that opposed the use of American Indian nicknames and logos. He says that he didn't want to bring any negative publicity to the school. Yeah, and if I applied that thought process to my own show .. I would have been out of a job ages ago.